ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

(Source: ianmckelen)

thelionandthellama:

You’re gonna die in 20 seconds, what would you do? {x}

(Source: coloreddaze)

billthesetite:

mechanicbird:

rats808:

a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in

i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground

Ok, this was funnier than it has any right to be.

me walkin in

like what up

-THUMP-

(Source: kelly-clarkson)

severalzygons:

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

severalzygons:

civilish:

Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?

tea

But it’s hot…

only tea

there are no other drinks

only tea

Wait… What if you don’t like tea?

then the weak die

australiansanta:

im too young to have lost or broken this many pairs of earphones

darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

the-doctors-chucks:

dulect:

tonyabbot:

what did tumblr look like when it was first made?

image

no mom don’t get out the baby photos

(Source: niknak79)

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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