i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
(Source: ianmckelen)
“You’re gonna die in 20 seconds, what would you do?” {x}
(Source: coloreddaze)
a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
Ok, this was funnier than it has any right to be.
me walkin in
like what up
-THUMP-
(Source: kelly-clarkson)
Do British people not drink ice tea as much as Americans do? What do they drink during the summer?
tea
But it’s hot…only tea
there are no other drinks
only tea
Wait… What if you don’t like tea?then the weak die
(Source: beautiful-fragile-hearts)
im too young to have lost or broken this many pairs of earphones
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
what did tumblr look like when it was first made?
no mom don’t get out the baby photos
(Source: niknak79)
i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis